Top 10 Scariest Wrestlers in History
10. Boogeyman
Marty Wright is best known as the Boogeyman. While the Boogeyman has a rather innocuous real name, his in-ring persona is anything but. Known best for his days in WWE’s version of the hardcore ECW, Wright would paint his face like the demon in the famous horror movie Insidious, except Boogeyman was first, an obvious inspiration for the character. Boogeyman used his terrifying looks to strike the fear of God in his opponents. He often carried a clock to remind his victims that their time was short and the Boogeyman would be the inevitable reason for their untimely demise. Often times Wright would chew on worms (yes, actual worms) and then like a mother bird, spit them into the mouths of his unconscious and highly victimized opponent, leaving him humiliated and often unconscious in the center of the ring.
9. Waylon Mercy
Waylon Mercy, played by Dan Spivey, is arguably the most unknown wrestler on this list; but, his slow southern drawl, Hawaiian shirts, white pants, and tattooed forehead scared the be Jesus out of children who watched Saturday morning wrestling in the early 1990s. Spivey’s character never got over with that era’s WWE audience; but, would have fit in better with today’s audience more in tune with extremely disturbing gimmicks. Mercy modeled his character off Max Cady, a brutal murderer and rapist from themovie Cape
Fear, who once bit one of his victim's face off. Mercy, believe it or not, is an inspiration for Bray Wyatt, who also
plays a creepy southern character clad in white pants and Hawaiian shirts. Kids
that had the displeasure of watching Mercy on Saturday mornings are still
haunted by his nobody home gaze and his mantra, “You know what I mean.”
Marty Wright is best known as the Boogeyman. While the Boogeyman has a rather innocuous real name, his in-ring persona is anything but. Known best for his days in WWE’s version of the hardcore ECW, Wright would paint his face like the demon in the famous horror movie Insidious, except Boogeyman was first, an obvious inspiration for the character. Boogeyman used his terrifying looks to strike the fear of God in his opponents. He often carried a clock to remind his victims that their time was short and the Boogeyman would be the inevitable reason for their untimely demise. Often times Wright would chew on worms (yes, actual worms) and then like a mother bird, spit them into the mouths of his unconscious and highly victimized opponent, leaving him humiliated and often unconscious in the center of the ring.
9. Waylon Mercy
Waylon Mercy, played by Dan Spivey, is arguably the most unknown wrestler on this list; but, his slow southern drawl, Hawaiian shirts, white pants, and tattooed forehead scared the be Jesus out of children who watched Saturday morning wrestling in the early 1990s. Spivey’s character never got over with that era’s WWE audience; but, would have fit in better with today’s audience more in tune with extremely disturbing gimmicks. Mercy modeled his character off Max Cady, a brutal murderer and rapist from the
8. Bray Wyatt
Bray Wyatt is this generations
Undertaker, minus the big wins. Debuting beside his Wyatt family, Bray plays
demonic swamp man extremely well, so well in fact that every time his Duck
Dynasty looking brood come together, you can just hear the banjo music from
Deliverance playing before you tighten your belt. Whether it is his invisible
Sister Abigail or demonic friend little Johnny, or the way Bray spider walks toward his terrified opponent, Bray has the fear factor that makes you want to swear
off the Florida Everglades forever. At the very least, you will take your Grandma more seriously the next time she tells you not to wear white after Labor Day. If he had the win factor, he would rank
higher on this list; but, he loses fear points by losing as much as Barry
Horowitz did.
7. Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan claimed to be the
devil himself and we all believed him. Whether it was as the henchman to the
macabre inspired Dungeon of Doom or as one of ECW’s most violent competitors,
Sullivan was a force to be reckoned with inside the squared circle. How scary
was Sullivan? His character was so over that people believed Sullivan to
sincerely be a devil worshiper. Conspiracy wing-dings event fantasized that
Sullivan’s alleged dabbling into the occult had something to do with the tragic
murder of his ex girlfriend Nancy Benoit (Woman). These days a smart internet
savvy sports entertainment crowd knows (and hopes) that isn’t true. Sullivan
loses points for being a genius. As he was parading on television as the devil
himself, Sullivan was actually the mad genius pulling strings backstage as a
WCW booker.
6. Papa Shango
People want you to believe that
Papa Shango was a failed gimmick and while that may be true to an extent, there
is no denying that Papa Shango has withstood the test of time and implanted
himself deep into the psyche of wrestling fans the world over. There is no
denying that to a young kid watching in the early 1990s, Shango and the Voodoo
powers he was allegedly able to tap into were absolutely mind jarring. The Voodoo
man clad in Hollywood inspired Voodoo garb came to the
ring with a skull painted face that made Shango look like he had just crawled
out of a New Orleans cemetery.
Shango interfered in the main event of WrestleMania VIII costing everybody's hero Hulk Hogan a
clean finish over Sid Justice; but, his feud with the Ultimate Warrior is what gave
children nightmares, a feud in which he used his Voodoo powers to cause Warrior
intense pain and to bleed green blood.
5. Kane
Kane came back from the dead as the
Undertaker’s baby brother and made his way to the ring to challenge the Deadman
time and time again in some of the most deranged and brutal matches in
wrestling history. Managed by the creepy Paul Bearer, Kane had to adorn a mask
due to his face being so disfigured from the fire that originally claimed his
life. Often fighting in inferno matches, the only thing more terrifying than
Kane’s massive seven foot tall physique is when he unmasked to reveal a bald
head, a burnt face, and two different color eyeballs. When Kane comes to the
ring, all the fires of hell seem to cooperate, beckoning his direction. Kane
was so terrifying that he was cast as the serial killing villain in the film
See No Evil and many argue that the demon in the film Sinister was based on Kane’s
evil persona and image. Kane loses paint for going corporate and being able to articulate the Libertarian political platform.
4. Abdullah the Butcher
The 400 pound bald Abdullah the
Butcher was terrifying just walking into the ring. Being billed as the “Madman
from Sudan ,” Butcher
lived up to that billing in every way. He walked to the ring wearing spiked
wrestling boots, which he would often use as a weapon against his opponents. Abdullah
has a giant forehead filled with humongous; fault like line crevices, forever deeply
entrenched into his skin, from blading himself over and over again. He would
often blade himself and others with….a fork. Once Abdullah was fried on an
electric chair by his own teammate Cactus Jack, before a shocked (no pun intended) WCW pay-per-view audience. Abdullah
would rank higher on this list; but, loses points for going into the restaurant
business, post wrestling. It’s hard to be too terrified of a guy that says, “Welcome
to Abby’s Ribs!”
3. Cactus Jack/Mankind
Mick Foley is arguably the most
violent wrestler in the history of the business. Whether it was running into
explosive ring ropes, or falling on broken glass and thumbtacks, or losing his
own ear in a match with Vader, or falling from the top of the cell against the
Undertaker (twice), Foley was the ambassador of wrestling violence. His
unpredictability and willingness to take his body to limits never before seen
in the history of professional wrestling made him uniquely terrifying. The
squeals that came from his mouth as the Hannibal Lecter Mandible Claw wielding masked
Mankind character certainly adds to his fright appeal as does his ability to
convert from maniacal madman to all around great family guy outside of the ring.
Foley is unique to this list in that he could have made it twice, as both
Cactus Jack and Mankind.
2. Jake "the Snake" Roberts
Jake Roberts stared into the
camera like he could read your very soul and then move it around like a master
puppeteer. He carried around a plethora of deadly snakes, including a King
Cobra named Lucifer. This same King Cobra attacked both Macho Man Randy Savage
and the Ultimate Warrior, forever scarring a Saturday morning audience made up
of mostly children. The second most hideously terrifying thing about Jake was that he
spoke with a whisper, beckoning you to, “Trust him,” as you leaned into your
television screen, where he would manipulate you into a world of frightening
darkness. The most hideously terrifying thing about Jake was how comfortable he was in his own character, as if it were never a character at all.
1. Undertaker
Undertaker’s moniker is the “Dead
man,” for a reason. Taker revolutionized the macabre in wrestling, being the
first person to successfully bring a full-on gothic persona to the world
between the ropes. Introduced to the WWE Universe by the mercurial and aptly
named Paul Bearer, Undertaker’s power seemed at first, connected to the urn
that Bearer carried. The DeadMan would regain life as the urn was hoisted high
and seemingly lose his life, if the urn were threatened. Undertaker would
perfect the casket match and once when he was unfairly beaten by Yokozuna in
such a match, his spirit hovered above the arena and promised to return. Taker
is the most frightening performer in WrestleMania history, going on to have a
terrifying 21-0 unbeaten record at wrestling’s Super Bowl. It was at
WrestleMania that Undertaker destroyed monster after monster, giant after giant
at record pace. When Undertaker was hurt in the middle of the ring, he would
pop back up like a Zombie and roll his eyes into the back of his head and his
long lizard like tongue would probe the outside of his mouth, like a man
possessed by an unseen demonic force. No one will ever forget when he nearly
killed the Ultimate Warrior by locking him in a casket depriving him of his
life’s oxygen, after a surprise attack on Paul Bearer’s Funeral Parlor. No one
will ever forget the brutal way in which he disposed of Mankind (#3 on our
list) at WWE’s most violent match, Hell in a Cell. No one will forget his
Satanic Ministry of Darkness and the crucified Big Bossman, who was lain prone
to its evil ways. For nearly thirty years, the WWE Universe has viewed the
Undertaker’s career, wide-eyed at the edge of their seats, like a child listening
to a night-time scary story, afraid to open our eyes, but still always wanting
more.
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