Jim Cornette Takes Priscilla Kelly To Task For Bloody Tampon Incident
Legendary wrestling manager Jim Cornette took to his Jim Cornette Experience podcast where he and co-host Brian Last talked about indie wrestler Priscilla Kelly and the controversial tampon spot she performed at a Suburban Fight Pro Wrestling event in Los Angeles, California. The stunt earned Kelly both criticism and praise from all over the wrestling world.
Readers with a strong stomach may watch the video below:
Readers with a strong stomach may watch the video below:
Cornette isn’t a fan of the stunt and pulled no punches on his podcast, “Have you heard about this latest sh*t, now? The stupid activities in dive bars is now not limited to the male species.”
The legendary manager continued, “I guess this is the thing now in California, where they have wrestling shows in bars and they’re never in the ring...this is more sh*t they’re doing outside the ring, somewhere in a bar.”
He then describes the above video and adds, “This is in the context of them having an alleged wrestling match. They’re dressed like wrestlers in a bar that’s advertised as some type of wrestling in a bar.”
For once Cornette seemed to be at a loss for words, “I don’t know where to start with this because I feel like my hands are tied because how do I describe this? It’s not like cussing a guy out because then I could say, ‘You dumb motherf*cker. You fu*king d*ckhead a*shole.’ You can just say anything that comes to your mind, but with the women though, now you can accused of being sexist when you call stupid women the names that they rightfully deserve just like stupid guys.”
Cornette continued, "Here’s the thing. If you are two girls at a bar in front of 50 people and one of you goes in your pants and pulls out an allegedly used tampon - work or no - and shoves it into the other girl’s mouth and the other girl accepts it as part of working with said girl, I think we’ve got the skank situation fu*king solved. I think case closed. Here comes the judge. What’s the verdict? Case closed. These two skanks walked into a bar dressed as wrestlers and one of them stuffed a f*cking allegedly used bloody tampon.”
Cornette didn’t stop there. He also took exception with Kelly taking to Twitter defending herself to ‘legends of the industry’ by calling professional wrestling ‘fake,’ “That made me hate her worse than the f*cking spot because here is what we’ve come to. These people call themselves professionals and they are not only calling themselves professionals, but they are used on shows as professionals.”
Jim Cornette then summed it all up with the following, “Here’s the fu*king deal ladies and gentleman, just because you can cut your f*cking own ear off, it doesn’t make you Van Gogh. How do these people get in the f*cking business and why are they allowed to be in the business? If you want to be in the cast of a parody of pro wrestling that takes place in a bar in front of 50 people - it’s a free f*cking country….if you’re in the cast of a parody show, much like if your in the cast of a fu*king Rolling Stones tribute band….that doesn’t mean you’re Mick & Keith. It’s clearly labeled: This is not pro wrestling, but the people that do these f*cking stupid, outlaw, mud shows in bars and do all this sh*t also are somehow being booked on wrestling events that are allegedly, supposedly, legitimate pro wrestling events and to me you can’t have both because if you’re calling yourself a pro wrestler and you’re working on legitimate events, than you can’t go to stupid places and do stupid sh*t like that because it’s fu*king ridiculous. It’s disrespectful.”
How does Cornette think this will ultimately play out for Kelly? “If she was ever offered the chance to be WWE Women’s Champion, I wonder if that might be one of the things that would come up on Google? What do you think?” He adds, “It’s not anything about art. We can all fling poo at the fu*king canvas on the wall and sign our name to it. That doesn’t mean it’s art or that anybody’s gonna fu*king buy it.”
(Transcription Credit: Cheap Heat Wrestling)
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