NEWS: Pro Wrestler and His Penis Win Intergalactic Tag Team Championships

NEWS: Hopefully Jim Cornette has taken his blood pressure medicine before he gets word of this. Cornette, a wrestling purist, has made no secret of his distaste for Joey Ryan and his penis gimmick. Ryan, whose penis maneuvering has earned him deals with pornography companies, took things a step further recently when he and his penis won the HoodSlam Wrestling Intergalactic Tag Team Championships. Ryan's "penis" is a female wrestler dressed in a penis costume (no, we couldn't make this up even if we tried). Ryan made the following tweet not only announcing the big win; but, also used the moment to officially announce the gender of his little friend:

I won the @HOODSLAM Intergalactic Tag Team Championships with my penis as my partner tonight. Also, the secret is out. My penis is a woman. pic.twitter.com/As3Bj3Q3gf

— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) November 4, 2017

Joey Ryan detractor, Jim Cornette, once said that, "Joey Ryan appears to enjoy standing over men with his dick in their face." Judging from the photographs, the legendary wrestling manager may be on to something.

We have officially seen it all.

Joey Ryan and his female penis